The Spider-Man

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the spider-man
When your girl is giving you head, right before you cum into her mouth, push her away. Then strike you best Spider-Man pose and cum into your hand. Next, throw the web of cum onto her face while shouting “The Spider-Man!”

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Boston Pancake

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boston pancake
After shitting on your woman, apply the syrup (ie, your cum) to make a Boston Pancake

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The Rodeo

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the rodeo
While doing your girl doggy style, get a good grip on her boobs just before you blow. Then whisper in her ear, “This is just how your sister likes it.” Then you gotta try to stay mounted for 10 seconds. That’s how you do The Rodeo

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Rear Admiral

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rear admiral
Fun as hell to do. When doing your chick from behind (with both of you standing), make sure you don’t let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, realy drive your hips into her ass so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Rear Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and also not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

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Cleveland Steamer

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cleveland steamer
Sit on your woman’s chest so she can barely breathe. Then then take a shit and slide down toward the pussy while making the noise of a Cleveland steam boat. That’s a Cleveland Steamer

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